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saturday, march 31

For some twisted reason I was watching the "Pop Stars" marathon on MTV this afternoon... Dude!! Matthew Poretta is/was the announcer for that show! I love Matt! He was Will Scarlet in "Robin Hood: Men in Tights," the Soldier who wanted to dance with Mina in "Dracula: Dead & Loving It," and Robin in that cheap TNT production, "The New Adventures of Robin Hood."

I am also the biggest waste of space today. I haven't done a thing all day. I was rudely awakened at 10am and it's now 7:24pm. Go, me.
posted on 3/31/2001 07:23:17 PM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

tuesday, march 27

Saw Live! w/Regis and Kelly this morning. Hugh was charming, as always. Anyone ever notice that Kelly Rippa is a complete moron? I mean, she's preferrable to Kathy Lee, but really, is intelligence such a foreign concept? *sigh* But Hugh was on, so all is well *g* Somehow they side-tracked him into talking about the movie "Leopold & Kate" that he's filming with Meg Ryan (who'd better stay away from this happily married Aussie! *grr*) instead of "Someone Like You". Regis said something about the accent in the movie, and Hugh said a little something with Leopold's English accent. I think it was like "If I can't have a proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot, then I'd rather have a cup of tea." It was..uh..kinda weird. (Hugh + English accent = weirdness) Oh yeah, he was on Today talking to Matt Lauer and that was so much better than the Live! thing. Very professional, yet still entertaining! ^_^ Hugh talked a bit about his son, Oscar, too. Aww! *s*

Speaking of accents..they're hot. I'm serious, guys with accents are hot. Well, okay, not all accents. Deep Southern accents just aren't appealing to me; the same goes for Hispanic accents. I dunno why. Top ranking accents in my book are Australian (mmm.. Aussies), North London (not quite proper English), and whatever it is they speak in New Zealand. South African isn't that bad either. Yeah Mitch, I'm talking to you! :oP

And I need to read Madame Bovary for Advanced Comp...but I'm lazy, so I'm just gonna head on over to to get some summaries and commentary. Check it out, Michelle! ^_~
posted on 3/27/2001 10:03:48 PM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

Vote. NOW! Hugh Jackman vs. Jude Law at TV Guide's You Sexy Thing Poll -- if you vote for Jude, you get 30 lashes with a wet noodle.
posted on 3/27/2001 10:23:22 PM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

sunday, march 25

Just came back from a Sohum performance. SOOOOOHUUUUUUUM! Heheheh. They rock. Too bad there was only like twenty people there; I don't think Rudy was too happy about that. Their orignal songs are actually really good ^_^ "Glorified Mess" rocks. I hope they come out with that album soon. Hmm.. Rudy's supposed to call me so I can work on that mailing list for them. And there's that whole webpage I'm supposed to do.

Just checked my cousin's profile. He has the best quotes!

Don't you hate it when you're walking down the stairs and there's some guy walking real slow in front of you, then you kick them and they roll down about seven flights of stairs and get the rest of the steps all bloody and slick? I mean, seriously, what are they trying to do make you fall or something?

Very nice.

How am I feeling right now? Simple: "Can I kill her, Spike? Can I?"
posted on 3/25/2001 12:48:25 AM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

OH MY GOD!! I can't believe I actually won something!! Okay, so it's a gaudy desk piece, but still, I won!! ::jumps around excitedly:: Oh, you probably want to know what I won, huh? It's the Magneto Desktop Helmet from At Sally's X-Men merchandise page. Dude, look, my name's on the page!! This is so cool...
posted on 3/25/2001 01:19:51 PM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

A convo I recently had (clipped where necessary):

Him: Since you're a girl, you can use your feminine wiles to get some poor Joe to do it for you.
Me: ha
Me: ha
Him: I don't have that luxury.
Him: I wish there was some hot chick I could get to fix my computer for me.
Me: I bet you do
Him: I bet you'd like Mr. Marsters there to fix your computer, but we can't all get what we want can we?
Me: Actually, I'd rather have Mr. Jackman fix my computer because Mr. Marsters would probably break somthing.
Him: And that's who?
Me: Hugh Jackman. Played Wolvie in X-Men; in that new movie w/ Ashley Judd, and will be playing a hacker in "Swordfish" w/Travolta
Him: Ah.
Him: You and your white men.
Him: Go fig.
Me: Yeah, well.
Him: I kid, I kid.
Me: I know, I know.
Him: Don't hate me because I'm an asshole.
Him: Hate me for who I am.
Him: Wait, I am an asshole.
Him: Yessss

James Marsters or Hugh Jackman? Hmm... what a dilemma.
posted on 3/25/2001 01:45:35 PM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

For the love of all that is holy!! The processor fan in my computer is still making this disgustingly evil lawnmower/motorboat sound. ARGH!! Stupid frelling piece of dren! I'd send it back to Nutrend, but it's hardly worth the shipping to get a $10 fan replaced. Pffft. Damn thing.

Hugh Jackman's going to be on a crap load of shows this week. I'm thinking about skipping my morning class Tuesday to catch him on Regis & Kelly and The The Today Show, but that's kinda stupid since they both end at 10am and my class starts at 10. Hmm... We'll see.
posted on 3/25/2001 11:39:22 PM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

friday, march 23

I don't care what Scott says. FrontPage is a load of dren! "One of the best webpage programs" my arse. Sure, it's easy to use, but it's still crap. The code comes out crap, the uploading system makes no sense, and it's just crap! I'd even prefer Netscape Crapo--er... I mean, Composer to FrontPage. Dreamweaver would definitely be considered the best webpage program before FrontPage. Frelling Microsh!t programs. You wanna know what I think? Of course you do. Notepad rocks.

Heh, so I go to Jeff and tell him to tell Scott that FrontPage is crap. So he says to Scott, "This is the the best program ::pointing to an open Notepad window::" Go, Jeff!
posted on 3/23/2001 11:46:36 AM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

thursday, march 22

Oneonta sucks. We had our day of Spring a couple days ago and it was nice, but last night it snowed. Wet, slushy, snow. And now it's raining. I repeat: Oneonta sucks. Damn it, and now I have to go to class. *sigh*
posted on 3/22/2001 09:26:19 AM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

Everyone knows college food is crap and that's what I waited a half hour in line for - crap. Actually, as far as college food goes, this was pretty edible crap. Chicken kiev, I think they called it, and it's pretty tastey. The really sad part is that I waited for it. I got to Mills (the dining hall) and they were out of chicken, so I waited...and waited... went to the C-Store to buy some drinks...came back and waited...and waited...and..hey, I waited some more. Some girl in front of me said something like "What is taking so long? This is so stupid!" and I agreed. But then again, if you think about it, how stupid were we? We're standing in line, waiting for some chicken that probably isn't even that good. Gods help us if they undercooked it. Anyway, the chicken finally came out and I got served first even though I was like 5th in line 'cause the kid behind the counter remembered that I was there earlier. Major karma points to Chris, the Mills foodline boy! Woohoo! The food, of course, was majorly lacking, but it's not like I was expecting a gourmet dinner or anything.
posted on 3/22/2001 06:59:31 PM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

Here's a thought: Is it wrong to want to kill someone because they piss you off? Would "God" punish me? Do I care?
posted on 3/22/2001 07:19:17 PM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

wednesday, march 21

Long, fingerless gloves are fun. I've decided that they're the coolest thing since..uh..I dunno, something cool. And you can get them for dirt cheap on eBay. I won a really nice pair for $5 the other day. And scarves, they're fun, too. I'm talking about those long, oblong, silky scarves, not those big ugly square ones. And I've taken to wearing dogtags -- Canadian ones. Wait, you don't think...?

Hmm.. I have a sudden urge to watch X-Men. ::wanders off to find a copy of the movie::
posted on 3/21/2001 03:06:07 PM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

So I'm rendering this animation file -- a grandfather clock -- and it's been going for 6 frelling hours already! And it's still not done. That's just.. farbot. Frelling farbot. Yes, I've been watching too much Farscape again.

So on to a lighter, cracked note, dude, check this out: BallerIcons Every wierd-arse buddy icon you could ever imagine. There's a Make Mac & Cheese icon!
posted on 3/21/2001 03:27:51 PM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

tuesday, march 20

So, yay! This is my new blogger thingy. Um, it's kinda weird and I'm still figuring out how the frell to use this thing.
posted on 3/20/2001 08:24:38 PM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

You wanna know what pisses the hell out of me? Professors who expect that you own a Bible and/or have knowledge of Biblical text. The fact that I attended Catholic school for 11 years really isn't relavent. I attend a State University, not a private University. There is no reason that the Professor should just expect everyone to know this stuff! Okay, I do, but whatever. There are a lot of different religious backgrounds here, many of which do not read the Bible or learn about Adam & Eve and that damned Flood! You can't talk about as if everyone should know it and get all pissy when some of the students look at you blankly because they don't know what the hell you're talking about. ::fumes:: Yeah, I'm calm. You can send the zealots after me now.
posted on 3/20/2001 09:18:51 PM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

Well, I've had a truly crap-tastic day. My head is about to explode and I still need to take a shower. BTW - if you ever call one of those Computer Help Desk lines and they have messages in the beginning telling you the status of the network and whatnot -- LISTEN TO IT! It pisses the hell out of me that people don't listen to the frelling message telling them that some idiot cut a fiberoptic cable so four counties have no long distance, therefore off-campus dial-up doesn't work, and they continue to press 3 to "speak to a technician" and ask why the off-campus dial-up doesn't work! Are you stupid or something?! Listen to the frelling message! ::growl:: I'm going to bed.
posted on 3/20/2001 11:17:50 PM
.. l.i.n.k.i.t

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